Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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