I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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