i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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