Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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