I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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