: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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