it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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