How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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