i don't like sucking hair
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
