what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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