that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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