Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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