Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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