UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I forget how to act sober
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Randomize
