3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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