that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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