this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
