I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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