is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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