We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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