we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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