porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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