You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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