You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
