Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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