i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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