Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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