i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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