i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Fuck me I smell like cheese
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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