hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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