Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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