Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
