Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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