I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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