no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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