"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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