is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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