Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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