Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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