I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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