writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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