She is in my trunk
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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