idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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