you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
How's work?
Spinning.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
