No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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