margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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