That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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