if you like me you must not know who I am
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
did i walk over a car last night?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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