these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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