okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
