Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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