Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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