I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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