Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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