I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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