In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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