Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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